Suck eggs.

I must say, FB is grand. It is like a drug. People are always there to make others feel better. It's comforting to know that with just a click you can be chatting with an old high school buddy like you're still a snot-faced loser who just got body-checked into the lockers outside Mr. Bartell's office. It's nice (and scary) to see your hometown, miles away, in pictures all over FB during a big storm.
Also, just like with finances, one ought "diversify" your FB friends according to location around the globe (unless you already have). That way doesn't matter what time of day it is, whether you have insomnia, or if there's a major power outage elsewhere, you've gots peeps to yuk it up with. (Hey, is it any more selfish a thought than those who are battening down their hatches?! Ok, yeh, it is. tee hee).
Yeah, I just wrote "tee hee". :)