(the names of the guilty have been reassigned for fun)
Big Lefty: There was a "POP, splat" and "WTF?!!"
Lil' Sal: What are you talking about?
BL: ...our cat left a mouse/vole thingy on the lawn and Kid A stepped on it and it made a loud pop and its guts squirted out.
LS: WHOA! Holy shit.
BL: I know, I was like, "WTF was that?"
LS: OMG! Can't believe I am laughing about it...soooo gross. hahaaa
BL: Chauncy was going to get a plastic bag, but Kid A wanted to
give it a proper burial...you know, scratch the surface of the caked
earth, place the dead varmint on the ground and sprinkle some dust over
it.
BL: I was going to leave it for the bugs and such, you know as a decaying science lesson for the kids.
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