Bacon.

I do not like the name Jim. I just don't. I have my reasons. For myself. For others, it's ok. What really gets me, though, is I'll introduce myself as James and not 2 minutes later, the person is calling me Jim. WHY?!! Is it an easier, one syllable name for your ADD-riddled brain to pop out? Do you feel some chumminess between us happening and think you're "cool" enough to call me Jim? I even get emails from people sometimes after awhile calling me Jim. Professional ones. Like, all of a sudden you think we've reached some sort of comfortableness that allows you to just call me by some nickname that comes from who knows where?!! Ok, so it is an acceptable diminutive version of James, but why not call me Jam? Everyone LOVES Jam...and Bacon. Mmm...Bacon. I'll bet Bacon never gets called Bic. Wtf?!!