I want to invent something no one needs yet hordes of people buy - like the family member car decals. Not so much for the gobs of money, but to feel positive for once about the type of thing that makes me SMH.
I'd drive by and think "ching, money in the bank," rather than "thanks for sharing, wasn't really curious about the make up of the brood you're hauling around in there, and thanks for clearing up any confusion that perhaps you're a single guy or gal who bought that minivan 'cause of it's handling and mileage."
Yeah, I'm not above being willing to capitalize on other's self-centeredness. I said it. Sure a less snarky person would see it as pride of family. (Adorable!) That ain't me.
If it'd sell, I'd get to work on the grandparents' version - individual turds to apply to the back windshield each day they actually move their bowels. Not so much for the gobs of money, but as a public service heads up indicator for drivers like me actually trying to get somewhere. SMH prevention, and a more efficient driving experience. I ain't any less self-centered than those family decal bastards, ya know.
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