That said, let me start by saying, last September, a known neighborhood drunk passed out in her house and her house exploded. It is hard to know what really happened...but it not only took out her house, but most of the house next door and damaged the one on the other side as well. It is rumored that she was smoking and her house went up from that...or she was cooking something and passed out and BOOM. Needless to say, while she did survive initially, she didn't make it.
Now you might think that, wow, that's a pretty insane thing to happen to a small neighborhood. Well, that was just the tip of the iceberg. Maybe the fire opened up a hell-mouth, because I am just getting started!
Since that time, an individual disappeared. A neighbor just went missing. No one knew where they went, but word on the street was that they were at a restaurant convention. Well, after a couple of weeks, and no sign of said individual, our own investigators found out this person was shacking up in jail! I cannot go into details here, but was very shocked with that outcome!
Another individual in our neighborhood went off to college (before the fire) and started hooking. However, what makes it neighborhood worthy news, is that she came home for Easter break and ran an ad in the paper for an Easter special-oh the horrors! Needless to say, BUSTED!
There are two men, mid-twenties, of the twin persuasion, who walk around the neighborhood. They live about 6 houses away and just walk, which is crazy because who walks these days? One will walk more frequently than the other and seriously has issues. Issues that came to an ugly head during the summer. A neighbor boy was skateboarding on the street and left his phone on the lawn. Crazy twin (or crazier of the two) went for a cellular stroll through this kid's contacts. Grabbed a few of the teenage girls' numbers stored in the phone and had a sexting session with them. And, hello - BUSTED!
There is more, but right now I've said enough...maybe next season.
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